"You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too."
how to enter your home 101 - by my dad
dad: /stands in entranceway

dad: IF THERE'S ANYONE IN HERE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET THE HELL OUT.

me: what are you doing?

dad: checking for burglars.

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Season 2 gag reel.

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chaylanu:

Nothing cool like this ever happens where I live! All you westerners get everything!

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hemsworthss:

nine pictures of: Matthew Gray Gubler (asked by Anonymous)

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almostgolden: bain-bridge: I love creative people that are creative and smart enough to make shit like this, the solar eclipse was a little disappointing down where I was but this just shows you how cool it actually is fuck dude i hunted it for so long but the damn marine layer was such a cockblock

almostgolden:

bain-bridge:

I love creative people that are creative and smart enough to make shit like this, the solar eclipse was a little disappointing down where I was but this just shows you how cool it actually is

fuck dude i hunted it for so long but the damn marine layer was such a cockblock

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thefreshour: Turn me on with youre electric feel!

thefreshour:

Turn me on with youre electric feel!

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How to Flirt

  • smile
  • wink
  • use cheesy pick up lines
  • gently stroke cheek
  • slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
  • drag to car

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